Why Chocolate > Sex

  1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents
  2. Nobody gossips about who you've had chocolate with
  3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names
  4. The word "commitment" doesnt scare off chocolate
  5. Chocolate is satisfying even if its gone soft
  6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, its legal
  7. You can have chocolate with a group of friends without being obscene
  8. When you pay for your chocolate, its not too expensive
  9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you are sober
  10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying
  11. You can have chocolate in the office without bugging your co-workers

    12. And the final reason chocolate is better than sex...

  12. It's easy to get chocolate whenever you want!!!


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