I'm Stupid

So after school I needed to go get clothes out of my locker. I try the combo, but the locker is jammed. I tryed again and again and each time I can feel it give, but not open. I can even see the backpack thats in the way, but it still won't open. Finally I see Karine, Racheal and Perkins and ask them to help me, but even Perkins couldnt open it. Then Karine kicked the locker while Ben pulled up the tab, (or attempted too, since she actually kicked Perkins hand), but it still wouldnt open. Well my locker is right next to the 500 wing teachers' offices, so I stuck my head in there and asked if someone there wanted to help me open my locker. Mr. Briggs grinned and pulled out a hammer (he actually did this) and we went to my locker. I entered the combo, and Mr. Briggs pulled the little tab thing up with the hammer. We thanked him and I swung open the locker, and IT WASNT MINE! I felt so stupid, but it was really funny and everyone was cracking up, including me. So everybody, if you ever need to get into a random locker, use your own combo and a hammer. I do feel really bad though that Perkins got his hand kicked for nothing. SORRY PERKINS!

Just to prove how stupid I am, I have to go and have another stupid door problem. Maybe doors just arent my thing. First locker doors and now much larger ones.

Earlier today i was attaching a door to my second room(the small one doorstairs, for those of you that have been to my house). We had to slide the door into place from the side, and I was on the inside while my dad held the door in place so I could screw in the hinges. I was almost done with all the screws, so my dad walks away to make a phone call. I push the door open to leave, and it stops after only opening a few inches. Then I remember that there is a huge filing cabinet that is in the corner of the outside room, blocking the door from opening, therefore trapping me inside my room. So I shout until my dad comes back, which takes awhile because he is on the phone and two stories above me. He finally comes back, and looks at my situation.

Then he laughs and says, "The door swings in"

How bad is that everyone?! I should've known the door swings in, since I was screwing in the hinges on my side of the door. Im so stupid! ......I think i should avoid doors from now on.....

This time I wasnt even trying to open a door, and a door still made me feel stupid.....What did i just say? A door made me feel stupid? Im stupider than a door?.....this isnt good. Hopefully third times the charm and i wont have this problem anymore (i really doubt it though)

This is shorter than the other stories, but thats alright. I was going upstairs to get something to eat. My upstairs is scary at night, alot of windows and scary noises and nobody sleeps up there. There were also about 4 different ways to enter my house that did not yet have locks. I walk over in the dark to the light switch right next to the door that leads to the deck. I flip it on. Instantly, there is a figure standing on the deck landing!!! I think, "CRAP!" and jump back, only to realize its my reflection in the freakin door window.

....I really hope third times the charm.....